Editor’s Note 6/22/2017

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The Rose Garden Festival was so much fun this year. I loved the food and the music.

The singer from Avenue Groove had an amazing voice. I think she needs to go on The Voice.

I tried to test a little bit of all the food. I split meals with friends so that I could get a taste of almost everything.

It was definitely a great time. I wish more people showed up as the event is really special.

The rain scared some people off. I brought an umbrella and did not need to use it.

Next up is the Great American Boom at Stanley Quarter Park on July 4. It also has great music, food, games and of course the fireworks. New Britain really has some great activities. Our parks and recreation department is second to none.

Graduation was last week. In this week’s edition we focus much of the paper on that awesome event. Our kids are amazing and I congratulate every single graduate. Good job NBHS Class of 2017!

Also must mention how proud I am that New Britain is an All America City two years in a row. We deserve it every year.

Last week we had no paper for those still looking for one. In the summer it is common we take a few weeks off. Don’t get worried. We do it every year.

We are having great summer specials if you are looking to advertise. You can get 8 business card ads for $200. That is an amazing deal. Also, ask about long term advertising prices. Call me at 860-505-7612.

I have a long joke this week.

Top Ten One Liners:

  1. Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into stairs.
  2. “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.
  3. I intend to live forever… or die trying.
  4. We never knew he was a drunk… until he showed up to work sober.
  5. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  6. A blind man walks into a bar… And a table, and a chair.
  7. At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?
  8. Want to hear a pizza joke… nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it’s too lame.
  9. I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters.
  10. I childproofed the house… but they still get in!

Until next week, keep reading New Britain’s #1 Most Trusted Newspaper!

 

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